I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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