I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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