I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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