I just made out with a guy for $7.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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