i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
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it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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