That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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