i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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