The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It all started with a game of naked twister.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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