I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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