her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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