It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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