I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I currently don't understand fingers.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
