I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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