Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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