i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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