You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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