I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
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okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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