I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
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I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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