Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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