i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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