new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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