You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
