i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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