turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
You don't make any sense
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