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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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