You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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