I bet he comes in French.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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