Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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