Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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