You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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