this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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