when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
