we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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