the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Too much gin, very little bucket
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Someone signed my nipple.
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