So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you traded sex for a burrito?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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