The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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