Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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