quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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