she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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