WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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