BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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