You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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