Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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