it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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