did you get engaged???
Swine flu. Run for my life!
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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