i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Randomize