Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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