Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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