How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
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As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize