Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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