Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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