She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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