He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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