Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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