So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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